Shower Bar: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

As a person gets older, they often have to install certain equipment in their home so that they can still get around and enjoy their abode: a chair lift on the stairs, a door or seat in the tub, a bar in the shower. The secret to a long, happy, meaningful life, however, is installing the 'right kind' of equipment. Like, an alcohol drinking bar in the shower, not a stainless steel support bar. That's the good spirits idea hilariously illustrated in this clever, colorful, helpful, bottle bright B-day card. Here's to a long, wet, fulfilling and refilling life!