Dear Resolutions: Funny New Year Greeting Card

New Year's resolutions are carved in air, as fleeting as the fun of ringing in the New Year is. This sad yet happy fact is colorfully and hilariously pictured on the Dear Resolutions New Year Joke Card from NobleWorks. This year's optimistic resolutions lasted less than two days. 'January 2nd' is already calling it quits on the January 1st wishful thinking, as it leans against a lamppost for support gripping a golden bottle of booze and blowing a striped red and white noisemaker. Good call - to wish somebody a Happy New Year full of good, honest, upright cheer.