Penguin Description: Funny Birthday Card

Well, at least stabbee knows it's a "he." It appears, however, that not even Hercule Penguin could crack this avian assault case. But you'll be cracking up a special friend or family member when you wing this wicked and crowded B-Day card out to them, case closed! After all, who doesn't love those cute little flightless, tuxedo-clad, ice floe hoppers; and a riveting case of CSI: Antarctica, as well? See if you can spot the portly perpetrator first, before you mail the black and white and red-all-over-the-tummy joke card.