Funny Fountain: Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card

If you've got a friend, relative or coworker celebrating a Birthday who's starting to see everything through an old man's eyes, or who just has great sense of humor, then urine and they're in luck: with this hilarious Birthday card. An old geezer pictures himself turned to stone and dribbling water on this bright, witty, artist's conception of leaky, sculptured aging. The liquefying may be low-flow, but the laughter will be gushing out of the … mouth of anyone you gift this garrulous greeting of good cheer and best wishes.