Fewer Buttons: Funny Birthday Card

Tall order for any TV salesman - get an old goat a remote that has fewer buttons than his age. Truly funny retail and B-Day scenario, too, as wittily, wily worded and brightly cartoon illustrated in black, white, purple, blue, pink, blonde and big screen on this hilarious greeting card of age-old good cheer, best wishes and chortling channel changing. Much smaller, lighter and less complex than any television remote, and way more enlightening.