Who hasn't been 'there' - you buy a new item of clothing, and you don't want to ruin it by wearing it! The retro lady pictured on a pretty, floral-embossed pink and yellow background on this Birthday Joke Card finds herself in just that dilemma with the new yoga pants she's just purchased. She 'would' exercise - right!? - but she doesn't want to stretch out her new pants. Give this funny birthday card to one of your girlfriends and she'll be showing laugh lines, not stretch marks.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches