Who hasn't been 'there' - you buy a new item of clothing, and you don't want to ruin it by wearing it! The retro lady pictured on a pretty, floral-embossed pink and yellow background on this Birthday Joke Card finds herself in just that dilemma with the new yoga pants she's just purchased. She 'would' exercise - right!? - but she doesn't want to stretch out her new pants. Give this funny birthday card to one of your girlfriends and she'll be showing laugh lines, not stretch marks.
- Good graphics - lady pictured on front w/retro look goes perfectly with the tagline.