We all know why they call the golden years the 'golden years,' right? Because you're up so many times during the night emptying your bladder. But who knew whales have to surface seven or eight times a night to empty their blowholes when they get old? Well, you're never too old to learn something new - as spelled out and illustrated on this blue backgrounded, black whaled Funny Birthday Card. Spout some good cheer at that special birthday senior by sending them this heavy-mammaled but light-hearted card.