Drugs are the scourge of many professional and amateur sports. Not so, however, with the game of shuffleboard. The codger sitting out the low-intensity game on this colorful and hilarious card is doing so because he's been suspended for 'not' testing positive for prescription drugs. Seems like old age is something to look forward to, after all, if you dope it out right. Giving this card is a sure-fire prescription for a 'Happy, Healthy Birthday!'