Prescription Drug Test: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: C2672BDG
Cover Reads:
The Drug Test Showed No Prescription Painkillers In His System, So We Had To Suspend Him.
Inside Reads:
Have A Happy, Healthy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
Drugs are the scourge of many professional and amateur sports. Not so, however, with the game of shuffleboard. The codger sitting out the low-intensity game on this colorful and hilarious card is doing so because he's been suspended for 'not' testing positive for prescription drugs. Seems like old age is something to look forward to, after all, if you dope it out right. Giving this card is a sure-fire prescription for a 'Happy, Healthy Birthday!'
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Prescription Drug Test
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Dave Coverly
Paper Stock:
Printed in USA
Introduced:
July 15, 2016
UPC:
745469031256
Availability:
In Stock
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