Everybody knows Pinocchio's got 'wood.' Heck, he's made of the stuff. But what this Funny Birthday Card reveals is that Geppetto's little man also has nosal extension disorder (NED). His nose has become elongated solid for more than four hours, and his physician is concerned. This colorful and clever, anything but wooden, birthday card is long on laughs and good cheer. Extend your birthday greetings to someone special.