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First Thing To Go: Humor Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: C1765BDG
Cover Reads:
They Say The Mind Is The First Thing To Go...
Inside Reads:
...My Butt, Boobs, And Bladder Beg To Differ! Happy Birthday!
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A sharp-as-a-tack redheaded woman wearing a purple dress and clutching a yellow coffee mug dispenses some sage birthday advice on this Birthday Joke Card. 'Brain' the first thing to go when getting older? Try the butt, boobs and bladder, the lady explains. There's no difference of opinion on the uplifting sentiments expressed to-go here, though: 'Happy Birthday!'

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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First Thing To Go
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by D. T. Walsh
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
December 15, 2015
UPC:
745469998443
Availability:
In Stock
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