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Your Excuse: Hilarious Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: C11079BDG
Cover Reads:
We ate out of rusty metal lunchboxes and drank from garden hoses. What's your excuse?
Inside Reads:
Have a crazy Happy Birthday, no excuses!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Ah yes, indeed - it was a simpler, completely unsafe time back in the day. As amusingly illustrated and hysterically captioned on the insanely funny and feistily fantastic Happy Birth Day card available here. With its appealingly cute vintage girl and boy imagery and very cleverly humorous punchlines, this brightly colored and brilliantly insulting Birthday gag greeting will be a winning and welcome addition to anybody's year older party. No nostalgically naughty, dubious doubts about it!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Your Excuse
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
December 15, 2025
UPC:
745469303506
Availability:
In Stock
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