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I'm Not Here: Hysterical Birthday Printed Greeting Card

Item #: C10855BDG
Cover Reads:
If that's my wife, I'm not here
Inside Reads:
Have a Happy Birthday wherever you are!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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No man is an island. Especially when his wife is living right next door on a neighboring desert island. Any married male, or female, celebrating a Birthday will get a good giddy laugh out of this funny, beach, ocean and bar setting Birthday card. But even all of your single friends, relatives and workmates will be able to happily appreciate and applaud the hilarity colorfully and cleverly illustrated and captioned outside and inside on the mirthful, message in a bottle Birthday greeting.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
I'm Not Here
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
January 15, 2024
UPC:
745469288551
Availability:
In Stock
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