Bright, bold, colorful, crass, cynical, sardonic, sensational - are only some of the adjectives to describe this exceptional collection of ten birthday cards. In vivid, vibrant oranges, pinks, blues, greens, yellows and reds, hilarity gets a swift kick in the rear in this one-of-a-kind (plus nine) card set. A king rules, a prophet prepares to get butt-ended, a blind man wants to know if he has a mullet, a dog actually catches its tail and insists it be captured on film, a psycho gets discharged, a pooch guard brown-noses, asses float downriver, a woman's friendship with a dead woman expires when the corpse wears the same dress to the funeral, a fat guy slips on a banana peel and questions the existence of God, and a posse knows they've got their man crawling for mercy when they find his empty wheelchair out in the desert. Clever and kind to be cruel cards like these only come around once in a cartoonist's lifetime; hand them out freely and openly with uncensored goodwill on someone special's significant birthday.
Shipping weight: 7 oz
Dimensions: 5.375 x 0.625 x 7.375 inches