When the COVID-19 pandemic hit the world, the TP disappeared from the store shelves. That was a wipe of bad news, no sh#t. The good news is: not to panic, NobleWorks Cards is now flush with hilarious toilet paper related Birthday greeting cards for your easy purchase and gift giving. In this ten card collection, humor is truly on a roll, with even cute dogs and cartoon tomb raiders getting into the "no-square-to-spare" comic act. And added bonus: the greeting cards themselves double as … well, you know where that sheety suggestion is headed.