Shout to Sidewalks: Funny Blank Card

From the look and read of this All Occasions card you'd think convocation speeches specifically, and higher education generally, had reached new all time lows. But hey, the emphasis is on hilarity not grammar and punctuation here, and this hysterical greeting hits new heights in that regard. The text talk, streets smart, joking greeting card is perfect, especially, for sending out humorous and happy Graduation Congratulations to any successful school, community college or university academic achiever you know, in a language they can understand and laugh along to.