Don't Ask Candles: Funny Blank Card

Yup, when you reach a certain age, it's best for all concerned (and the local fire department) that you decorate the top of your cake with the "Don't Ask" candle replacement phrase, rather than using a single lit wax torch to signify each and every age year. Your older friends, relatives and colleagues will be blowing laughter and good cheer when you gift them this clever, colorful and chocolate iced All Occasions card. The inventive and amusing Blank joke greeting will light up any aged one's day, for any reason you choose, with no safety, hurt feelings or candle blowout concerns at all.