Abducted By Aliens: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 9816
Cover Reads:
Happy Birthday Dear. I Hope You Aren't Abducted By Aliens Who Fiddle With Your Bits, Like Last Year.
Inside Reads:
Another Birthday Sucks You In.
Occasion: Birthday
Probing aliens are the 'butt' of so many jokes it's surprising they just don't pack up their saucers and fly away already. The Abducted By Aliens Funny Birthday Card digs deep to get the dirt on even more outlandish, out of this world anal humor. Brightly decorated with a spaceship, ass-tractor beam and eager earthling, this colorful card will suck anyone in with its flighty, fiddly good cheer.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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