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Abducted By Aliens: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 9816
Cover Reads: Happy Birthday Dear. I Hope You Aren't Abducted By Aliens Who Fiddle With Your Bits, Like Last Year.
Inside Reads: Another Birthday Sucks You In.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Probing aliens are the 'butt' of so many jokes it's surprising they just don't pack up their saucers and fly away already. The Abducted By Aliens Funny Birthday Card digs deep to get the dirt on even more outlandish, out of this world anal humor. Brightly decorated with a spaceship, ass-tractor beam and eager earthling, this colorful card will suck anyone in with its flighty, fiddly good cheer.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Abducted By Aliens Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced: January 01, 2014
UPC: 745469098167
Availability: In Stock
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