Water on Mars: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

The Water On Mars Birthday Joke Card from NobleWorks is not the card to give to a 'millennial.' It's more suited for the 'epochal' on your birthday card list. Someone who's as old as ... water on Mars. Spelled out in big, bold red and black letters, and red and black Mars bars, this hilarious card takes a cheerful dig at the truly aged, without watering down the sweet and sticky humor one bite.