Spider is Gone: Humor Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 9791
Cover Reads:
There Was A Spider. I Panicked. But I Think It's Gone Now.
Inside Reads:
No Need To Panic! It's Only Your Birthday! Happy Birthday
Occasion: Birthday
Spiders can drive anyone to screaming extremes. As fierily photographed on the Spider Is Gone Humor Card. The spider 'is' gone, but so is the house - up in flames. A small price to pay for an arachnid-free zone, perhaps. Send the special birthday boy or girl this red, white and orange inferno funny card and take the panic out of their special day. Unless there's a creepy-crawly, eight-legged, disgusting spider around! Or even worse: a mouse!! OMG!! Get the dynamite!!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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By Tamarah
Bothell, WA
Perfect for Those who Hate Spiders
May 26, 2026
I'm planning to give this to a friend who hates any kind of insects in her house, but especially spiders! - So this is true rare find.
Pros
- Totally unique and funny!
By Larry
California
Exactly what I needed!
December 8, 2025
My wife has the worst spider phobia I have ever seen. So as a laugh, this card was perfect.
By Greg
Bayport, NY
Perfect card for an arachnophobe!
May 17, 2019
Our adult daughter fears spiders and all other insects---she loved this card.