Doesn't Fit: Humor Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 8399
Cover Reads:
The Nice Young Man At The Store Said You Can Take It Back If It Doesn't Fit
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is The Perfect Fit.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Can you try on a sex toy for size before you buy it? Maybe not, when you're purchasing the pleasuring device for your daughter, niece or granddaughter. Like, thoughtful and generous Granny comically pictured on this huge on stimulating hilarity Happy Birthday card. Your female friends, family members and coworkers celebrating turning on to another year older will be vibrating with laughter, especially enjoy and get excited when gifted the enormously pleasing joke Birthday greeting.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Doesn't Fit
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
December 15, 2008
UPC:
745469083996
Availability:
In Stock
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