Grow Sideburns: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 8367
Cover Reads:
Staring Up At The Ceiling Mirror, Warren Couldn't Help Wondering If He Should Grow Sideburns.
Inside Reads:
Double Your Fun And Have A Happy Birthday!
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Even in bed between two naked babes, "Warren" is always thinking about how he could improve his appearance, for the love of his ladies. You'll be greatly and garrulously improving any man or woman's Birthday with adult hilarity and good cheer when you give them the colorful, comic, hairy and hysterical Happy Birthday card featured for fun and frolic right here. Because growing insatiable goodwill, laughter and delight upon someone's birth anniversary is what this appealing, attractive and amusing Birthday gag greeting is all about.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Grow Sideburns
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
December 15, 2006
UPC:
745469083675
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Harry W.
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
What a lovely fantasy
June 5, 2020
Wyatt comes up with a classic. We old coots can only dream of being in this situation- laughs a-plenty for those with a ribald sense of humor.
By Jim G.
Jamestown NC
Great card
October 20, 2019
Reads like a dirty Far Side cartoon
By Sue
Perth, Western Australia
First rate!
June 23, 2019
Excellent product and received in good condition and timely manner
By Lori
Glendale, Arizona
Still laughing
April 27, 2018
I can't get enough of Noble Works Cards. They never disappoint. A guarenteed laugh with each card. Great quality, very well priced and fast shipping. A+ in every category
Pros
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