Whenever you go swimming there is someone that always asks the same question, "What's the temperature of the water?" Here is a new and improved method to answer everyone's question before they ever ask... The 'Shriveled Penis Sign'. All it will take is a quick glance at the 'Water Temp Board' to help you decide whether or not you want to take the plunge. Of course anyone desiring not to shrivel will want to wait on the warmer temps. At least you can send someone your warmest wishes along with a good laugh for their Birthday with this hilarious card from NobleWorks.