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Water Temp: Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 8323
Cover Reads: Water Temperature
Inside Reads: Warm Birthday Wishes...
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Tim Whyatt from - Water Temp image 1Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Tim Whyatt from - Water Temp image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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Whenever you go swimming there is someone that always asks the same question, "What's the temperature of the water?" Here is a new and improved method to answer everyone's question before they ever ask... The 'Shriveled Penis Sign'. All it will take is a quick glance at the 'Water Temp Board' to help you decide whether or not you want to take the plunge. Of course anyone desiring not to shrivel will want to wait on the warmer temps. At least you can send someone your warmest wishes along with a good laugh for their Birthday with this hilarious card from NobleWorks.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Water Temp Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Credit: Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: February 15, 2006
UPC: 745469083231
Availability: In Stock
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Water Temp Card   $4.28
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By laura
kansas city
January 19, 2020
an inside joke in my family
another gut-busting funny card
Proseasy to order and great prices.
By Louie
September 3, 2019
Funny Birthday Cards
Good quality, good customer service and really funny cards
Prosthumbs up
By A. Anonymous
San Diego, CA
July 30, 2019
It helps if the recipient is old enough to remember Sienfeld
Especially if they happen to make no secret of their fondness for that program, as did the person to whom I gave this card. Even then, polite chuckling was the most it mustered.
ProsIt manages to somehow be both obscene and still appropriate for most audiences (not all, though, of course)
ConsAgain, only a mild chuckle it mustered
By Doug
Kearny AZ
May 29, 2018
Great Card
It's just what I needed to tell someone on his Birthday!
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