Silly Mabel. The big part goes in the front, not the back.
On second thought, if Mabel was able to stretch the plastic of a thong sandal all the way around her legs, she's strong enough to crush our skulls like what the Mountain did to Prince Oberyn in "Game of Thrones." You do you, Mabel!
As your birthday friend opens up all of her birthday cards, this one will certainly stand out. The funny birthday card that you have given, from the twisted mind of Tim Whyatt, will be the centerpiece of the party for hours after Mabel makes her debut. Maybe someone wore sandals to the party, and they can try this for themselves!
NobleWorks Cards offers this funny birthday card and many more for your friends who appreciate adult humor. We print them on recycled paper in standard size in a standard card size or a jumbo size, so everyone in the room can easily see Mabel's new look.