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Hold My Calls: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Men

Item #: 8313
Cover Reads:
I Said Hold My Calls.
Inside Reads:
Have A Ball! It's Your Birthday.
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This secretary, just by getting one letter wrong, went straight for the D. Drawn by the hilariously edgy Tim Whyatt, this misunderstood work situation makes a great funny birthday card for your dirty-minded friends (except the ones who have been accused of sexual harassment in the workplace).

Bosses will certainly appreciate the humor on this NobleWorks Cards birthday card, particularly if they have a secretary who does not listen very well. As your card recipient laughs hysterically after receiving your birthday greeting, you can tell him the cartoon is another great creation from Tim Whyatt. Printed on recycled paper, this funny birthday card is available in single units or in bigger quantities. It's also available in a jumbo size perfect for office parties.

You won't find dirty or politically incorrect cards like this at the grocery store. Put all your calls on hold and laugh your balls off by browsing our massive collection of hilarious birthday cards.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Hold My Calls
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
February 15, 2006
UPC:
745469083132
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In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (9 of 9 responses)
By Brad
Stoughton, WI
Funny
January 9, 2021
Guaranteed to get a smile.
By Catcat
Detroit Michigan
Always Happy
September 25, 2020
I order all the time, and I have always happy.
Pros
  • Easy site to navigate and fast service
Cons
  • None
By Carol K.
Minnesota/Dakota
Grreat
March 22, 2020
Good for laughs
By Julie
Albany, NY
Perfect for aging adults
September 8, 2019
Gave this card to a 65 year old and he loved it! It's so funny because our hearing isn't as good as it use to be and this card shows it in a hilarious way.
Pros
  • Great for a lot of laughs!
Cons
  • No cons for this card.
By Melinda
Westerly, RI 02891
Great
May 30, 2019
Very, very Funny
Pros
  • Perfect
Cons
  • None
By Robert M.
Northern Michigan
Excellent value
March 22, 2019
You can't find these cards at the store and if you could they'd cost more.
Pros
  • Excellent value
Cons
  • time between purchase and arrival
By Catman
New Jersey
A great product
February 23, 2019
A funny card service I will never stop ordering from this company
Pros
  • Funny,funny,funny
Cons
  • None unless you do not enjoy his humor
By Brian
Pittsburgh
Friend Birthday
February 10, 2019
Great for my friend
Pros
  • Great laugh
Cons
  • none
By Mike B.
Lexington, KY
👍
January 18, 2019
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