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I'm Sexy: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 8312
Cover Reads:
Im Sexy "$100 For Speeding And $250 For Misleading The Public"
Inside Reads:
Have A Fine Time On Your Birthday.
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The traffic cop comically pictured and captioned on this hilarious Happy Birthday card is handing out more than moving violation fines - he's doling out physical misrepresentation tickets, as well! Any of your middle aged, midlife crisis prone friends, relatives and coworkers of the male variety, especially, will be driven to desperate, distracted laughter when you card them with the humorous Birthday greeting. Speed it on out to them, and see if it isn't a ticket to an honestly amusing and appealing Birthday good ride.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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I'm Sexy
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
February 15, 2006
UPC:
745469083125
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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Im Sexy Card   $4.99
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100% Recommend this product (5 of 5 responses)
By Yoda
charleston, SC
Funny for middle aged man!
July 5, 2020
Great card for a guy in a mid life crisis!
By Tarisa
Bethlehem, Pa.
FUNNY!!!
June 26, 2020
I could not stop laughing as soon as I saw it! My husband has a birthday coming up I'm sure it will get plenty of laughs. Thanks!
By Harvey
Henderson, Ky
Fun card to give
August 2, 2019
My son is a police officer and got a kick out of this one
Pros
  • Good heavy card stock
By Poko
Long Island, NY
HAVE BOUGHT THIS BEFORE!
March 7, 2019
This card got such a great reaction that I had to buy it again for another friend...
By Linnie
KS
Funny!
December 1, 2018
I think this is one of the funniest cards I have ever purchased!