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Stop Scratching: Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 8304
Cover Reads: "The Vet Said It'll Stop Him For Scratching Himself, So I Got One For Brian Too"
Inside Reads: I Couldn't Resist Wishing You A Happy Birthday.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Tim Whyatt from - Stop Scratching image 1Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Tim Whyatt from - Stop Scratching image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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Who knew the doggie cones could serve dual purposes? Cartoonist Tim Whyatt knew, as evidenced by this very funny birthday card.

As women know, one of the good things about being in a relationship is poking fun at their men. However, this card might not be the dictionary definition of poking harmless fun. That thing is, after all, also known as the Cone of Shame, and both dogs and men do not like the Cone of Shame. Make it clear it's about the scratching, not the rising, OK?

Whyatt's brilliant art and disturbed mind make the Stop Scratching birthday card a hilarious greeting card for your friends who appreciate dirty humor. It's printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, and available in two different sizes for versatility.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Stop Scratching Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Credit: Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: February 15, 2005
UPC: 745469083040
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By kbkazoo
portland, or
May 31, 2020
this says it all
women, especially, will appreciate this card.
Prospet owners find this one very funny
By Judson
Chattanooga, TN
November 30, 2019
Great Product
The card arrived on time and in good condition. The recipient loved the card and itā€™s humor. Iā€™ll be buying from Noble again.
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