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Implants Last Forever: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: 7923
Cover Reads:
Beauty Fades But Implants Last Forever.
Inside Reads:
Keep It Real On Your Birthday.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Birthday breast "wishes" aren't really needed when your bosom has already been actually surgically enhanced. But you can still lustily and laughingly augment anybody's Birthday with expanded hilarity and gargantuan good cheer using the clever, comic, chesty old lady Birthday card available here. Lungs will inflate with chuckles and pecs will pump up with chortles when you present a mature friend, relative or coworker with the twin hilled, hysterical Birthday greeting that's just busting out with big ol' good humor.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Implants Last Forever
Occasion:
Line:
Funny Paper
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
May 15, 2008
UPC:
745469079234
Availability:
In Stock
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