The US military policy regarding sexual orientation information disclosure is given a hilarious age twist that everybody celebrating a Birthday can line up behind (especially those older friends, family members and coworkers of yours) on the funny Birthday card available here. Featuring a cute little comic naked guy wearing a beret, a star spangled flag Birthday cake, and a hysterical punchline, the colorful and clever Birthday joke greeting will be saluted with smiles and laughter by anybody you gift it to. So, draft it up and ship it on out, and let that mature Birthday man or woman delight in the patriotic and patronizing Old Glory garrulousness, whatever their age.