If the bride-to-be is a girl who's always dreamed of wearing a rock on her finger, this is the perfect card to say congratulations on her engagement. We're not saying she's materialistic or anything, but let's just say that she may not have said yes if the diamond was less than impressive. The faux medicine ad on the front of the card advertises the "Blingulair XL", and the card's interior features a list of symptoms and side effects resulting from viewing such a huge diamond. Believe us, she'll love the fact that you noticed her massive ring size.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches