Slomax: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Finally, a pill to actually slow down the aging process! And with the shape and taste of a Birthday cake, too! All of your pill popping, sugar loving, Birthday celebrating older friends, family members and colleagues will happily devour, swallow and savor the laughter and good cheer prescribed in funny pictures and words on this healthily humorous Birthday greeting. It's highly and hysterically recommended by 5 out of 5 cardologists!