Send someone your warmest wishes for a Happy Birthday with this funny greeting card from NobleWorks. If they are a true friend they will already know that you have a warped sense of humor anyway. So you might as well give them a card they can tell that you hand-picked just for them. Don't be afraid of offending them or even of 'looking bad' to anyone else, instead, give them a Birthday card that matches the way you really are. They will appreciate it over a mushy-gushy, sentimental one that doesn't match you personality. They probably also will appreciate being left out of you water battle.