Here's a vintage style Birthday card from NobleWorks that would make a few people laugh... Of course it would also get the Mom that said it in a whole lot of trouble. The one good thing about living in the older days is, that people would know that a comment like this one was only meant as a joke. Now a days, you'd have the children services called in, and they would be threatening to remove your children from your home. You might want to be careful who you give this funny Birthday card to, they may turn you in for giving a card with 'such a cruel and uncaring phrase'.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches