Big Ass: Funny Birthday Card

You've got to appreciate and applaud a workman who creatively uses his exposed bum crack for laughs and lust, rather than looks and disgust. Your male friends, family members and fellow blue collar workmates, especially, who are celebrating a Birthday, will be cracking more than smiles when you gift them the nothing butt hilarious greeting; they'll be laughing their fat fannies off! Clever, colorful and amazingly attractively amusing, the hysterical gag greeting will buttress anybody's Birthday with good cheer, goodwill and delight.