Most middle aged women would not only agree with the antics of this funny Birthday card from NobleWorks, they would laugh themselves into another hot flash. While they say that most men grow more distinguished as they age, most women would say they just grow. The years of dieting hasn't helped at all. Their body parts that were once firm and sexy seem to become saggy and droopy. Then, just when they think it's as bad as it could possibly get, they begin menopause. So much for hot and sexy, now it's simply hot and sweaty without the sex. At least you can wish them a hot and wonderful Birthday.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches