Any 'Birthday Boy' that has been with the same woman for a while would love this funny Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks. When you think about it, Birthdays are pretty special. You should get what it is you truly want. But when the guy hears it like this, which is typically the way it is, he may actually change his mind. Maybe you should put a little note inside to tell him to ask for a hooker instead. That way he won't have to deal with her crankiness, and there wouldn't be any strings attached. Just saying...He may get lucky after all! Or served with divorce papers.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches