Well, isn't this just the most amazing and wonderful guy in the world!? Not! If your man resembles this uncaring asshole in any manner, then maybe you should give him this funny Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks in hopes that he sees what a selfish idiot he is being. Who knows, maybe he will decide to change his ways. Hey, if he can't cook, the least he can do is take you out for a nice supper instead of sitting his lazy ass in his chair waiting on you to cook for him. After all, I'm quite sure he doesn't cook for himself on his Birthday either.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches