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You Need Transplant: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 5001
Cover Reads:
You Need A Transplant, But There Are Few Good Parts For Middle Aged Women
Inside Reads:
Do Your Part And Have A Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Any aging actress doesn't really need a professional medical opinion to tell her that there are very few good parts available for her. But it "is" a whole lot more hilarious when it "does" come from a qualified physician - like the male medico comically pictured delivering the humorously sobering news to the mature female featured on this hysterical Happy Birthday card. You'll be superbly playing your role as a generous, good natured friend, relative or colleague when you gift somebody celebrating a Birthday the amusing, act your age joke greeting available to audition for applause and appreciation right here.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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You Need Transplant
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Leo Cullum
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
May 15, 2009
UPC:
745469050011
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In Stock
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