If your birthday friend doesn't have a sense of humor, they will be nun-too-happy about this hilariously irreverent birthday card. Illustrated by the twisted mind of David Stringer, this birthday card combines wine, nuns and sexually transmitted diseases into one outlandishly racy card. Don't give a lame, flowery, and forgettable birthday card. If you want to give something that's going to stand out, then this card is second to nun.
- I have to think about getting a card weeks ahead of time, so many times I don't make it.