READ ALL ABOUT IT!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!! MIDDLE-AGED MARRIED GUY MAKES HIS OWN FREAKING SANDWICH!! No way, must be FAKE news. Sure it is - that's why the sarcastic wife in yellow with the sandwich she just made is presenting it to her lazy-ass husband sitting on the couch, on the hilarious See The Headlines Birthday Joke Card. Present this clever, colorful, candle-lit card to the big birthday boy or girl on their big day and help make them have a 'Happy Freakin' Birthday!'
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches