For the Lord God spaketh onto Adam in the Garden of Eden thusly: 'Adam, just a heads-up. Way down the road I will make millions of your offspring homosexual. No big deal, I just like to mess with Republicans!' Considering the Republican Party wasn't formed until 1854 AD, the historical biblical accuracy of the Just A Heads Up Birthday Joke Card might be called into question. What isn't a question, is the fact that this bright, colorful, cartoon card featuring semi-nudity, politician-bashing, and juicy red apples is a hilarious way to say 'happy birthday' to somebody special (somebody not on the political right wing, presumably).