Fuckin Truck: Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 4373
Cover Reads:
"Michael, Use Your Words. What Do You Say When Someone Takes Your Truck?" "It's My Fuckin' Truck, Dickhead!"
Inside Reads:
Happy Fuckin' Birthday!
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

Occasion: Birthday

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That's not exactly the type of language most of us would want our kids using when someone takes their toy truck, but then again, it's better than having him punch the dickhead in his face. Parenting win.

Seems like a bunch of cranky old farts talking about the good old days feel like we're being too soft on kids, these days. This genius scene drawn by the irreverent Scott Metzger is a crystal ball into that future. Or, it could be an actual thing that happened. We can completely see these words flying out of a kid's mouth, these days. It's the perfect happy fucking birthday card for your dirty-minded friends.

It's printed on recycled paper from mixed sources and available in single or multiple quantities, in case you have plenty of friends who appreciate dirty birthday cards.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Fuckin Truck
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Scott Metzger
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources.
Introduced:
May 01, 2012
UPC:
745469043730
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (6 of 6 responses)
By Tima
South Jordan Utah
The things kids say!
December 1, 2019
I love the crazy things kids say!
By Bad B.
US
Hilarious!
September 22, 2019
Reminded me of my childhood days.
By Pat M.
Atlanta, GA
Hard to find
August 11, 2019
Just what I was looking for. My brother has always enjoyed an adult birthday card and I was glad I found Noble.
By kbkazoo
portland, or
hilarious!
June 21, 2019
this is just too funny
Prosperfect for anyone who has ever had children or taught school
By Clay
Washington
Hilarious!
May 30, 2019
Got this for a friend who's notorious for having a love of 4 letter words. He loved it and everyone else did too.
ProsFunny Perfect for the foul mouthed friend in your group
By Georgia
Anywhere
This cracked me up.
March 9, 2019
Recently discussing little kids cussing, this is perfect. I love it!