That's not exactly the type of language most of us would want our kids using when someone takes their toy truck, but then again, it's better than having him punch the dickhead in his face. Parenting win.
Seems like a bunch of cranky old farts talking about the good old days feel like we're being too soft on kids, these days. This genius scene drawn by the irreverent Scott Metzger is a crystal ball into that future. Or, it could be an actual thing that happened. We can completely see these words flying out of a kid's mouth, these days. It's the perfect happy fucking birthday card for your dirty-minded friends.
It's printed on recycled paper from mixed sources and available in single or multiple quantities, in case you have plenty of friends who appreciate dirty birthday cards.
Just what I was looking for. My best friend has always enjoyed an adult birthday card and I was glad I found this one.
This is my absolute favorite...I just used it, and the response was hysterical laughter...pretty much my experience, too. I'm buying more, now!