Fuckin Truck: Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Scott Metzger from NobleWorksCards.com - Fuckin Truck image 1Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Scott Metzger from NobleWorksCards.com - Fuckin Truck image 2
Inside Reads:
Happy Fuckin' Birthday!
Item #: 4373
Cover Reads:  "Michael, Use Your Words. What Do You Say When Someone Takes Your Truck?" "It's My Fuckin' Truck, Dickhead!"
Inside Reads:  Happy Fuckin' Birthday!
Availability:  In Stock
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
QuantityPrice
1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
Price:$9.62

Occasion: Birthday

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That's not exactly the type of language most of us would want our kids using when someone takes their toy truck, but then again, it's better than having him punch the dickhead in his face. Parenting win.

Seems like a bunch of cranky old farts talking about the good old days feel like we're being too soft on kids, these days. This genius scene drawn by the irreverent Scott Metzger is a crystal ball into that future. Or, it could be an actual thing that happened. We can completely see these words flying out of a kid's mouth, these days. It's the perfect happy fucking birthday card for your dirty-minded friends.

It's printed on recycled paper from mixed sources and available in single or multiple quantities, in case you have plenty of friends who appreciate dirty birthday cards.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Fuckin Truck Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Scott Metzger
Credit: Cartoon by Scott Metzger
Paper Stock: Card paper from mixed sources.
Introduced: May 01, 2012
UPC: 745469043730
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