Fat Mosquitoes: Funny Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 4295
Cover Reads: If Only Mosquitoes Sucked Fat Instead Of Blood
Inside Reads: Hope Your Birthday Doesn't Suck
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Funny Birthday Paper Card by Ephemera from NobleWorksCards.com - Fat Mosquitoes image 1Funny Birthday Paper Card by Ephemera from NobleWorksCards.com - Fat Mosquitoes image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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There aren't too many overweight people that wouldn't agree with this funny card from NobleWorks. Even the ones that are not 'really' overweight, like the woman depicted on this birthday greeting card would agree. Hell, if mosquitoes actually sucked fat instead of our blood we would all be creating pools of water all around our homes in order to attract them instead of trying to keep them away. We probably wouldn't complain about the itching too much either. Give a woman that is always saying how fat she is this funny card to help her celebrate her special day. At least it will give her a new angle to discuss for a while.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Fat Mosquitoes Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Ephemera
Credit: Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock: Printed on recycled paper
Introduced: July 16, 2013
UPC: 745469042955
Availability: In Stock
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