Fat Mosquitoes: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 4295
Cover Reads:
If Only Mosquitoes Sucked Fat Instead Of Blood
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Doesn't Suck
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There aren't too many overweight people that wouldn't agree with this funny card from NobleWorks. Even the ones that are not 'really' overweight, like the woman depicted on this birthday greeting card would agree. Hell, if mosquitoes actually sucked fat instead of our blood we would all be creating pools of water all around our homes in order to attract them instead of trying to keep them away. We probably wouldn't complain about the itching too much either. Give a woman that is always saying how fat she is this funny card to help her celebrate her special day. At least it will give her a new angle to discuss for a while.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Fat Mosquitoes
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
July 16, 2013
UPC:
745469042955
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In Stock
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