Farting Power: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Yup, when you've got a fueled up rocket booster up your butt always ready to fire one off, you don't lose many foot races. Just ask dashing "Dave," the running guy hilariously and comically pictured turbo tusche flying to victory on the track on the cover and inside of this humorous Birthday card. Any of your sometimes flatulent, fleet footed or not, friends, family members and coworkers will be passing plenty of laughter when you choose to shoot the colorful and amusing Birthday ass action greeting on out to them.