Penis Eclipse: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Men

Well, at least "Fred" didn't experience a total eclipse of the heart - with his weight issues, that could've been fatal. Instead, the fat guy's beer belly bone blocking dilemma is just hilariously funny, as comically illustrated and captioned on the hysterical Happy Birthday card available here. Any of your male friends, family members and coworkers who enjoy penal toilet jokes and gut busting humor will be chugging laughter and good cheer when you gift them the garrulous nude dude gag greeting on the joyous occasion of their Birthday.