Grant Me the Vodka: Hilarious Birthday Paper Card

Some people find the Serenity Prayer useful to sanely navigate through their everyday lives. A lot more people find a stiff vodka drink a lot more helpful. If your friend is more the latter, then these hilariously irreverent birthday card are an excellent gift. Light-hearted and a little twisted, these funny birthday cards will help ensure your friend has a vodka sour, instead of just sour, kind of birthday.