Pay for Porn: Funny Birthday Paper Card
Item #: 4130
Cover Reads:
I'm So Old, I Remember When Water Was Free And You Had To Pay For Porn.
Inside Reads:
It Is Still Free To Have A Happy Birthday
Occasion: Birthday
Getting older is a tough prospect. Your body begin to break down and your looks start to fad. Most importantly, your familiar world changes every year. For those who remember paying for porn and getting free drinkable water, this card makes a lot of sense. But hey, hydration or porn? It's a tough call. If you know someone who remembers a simpler time, filled with Internet porn passwords, then this hilariously racy birthday card is a laugh-out-load good time.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Pay for Porn
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Artist:
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced:
June 30, 2014
UPC:
745469041309
Availability:
In Stock
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