Getting older is a tough prospect. Your body begin to break down and your looks start to fad. Most importantly, your familiar world changes every year. For those who remember paying for porn and getting free drinkable water, this card makes a lot of sense. But hey, hydration or porn? It's a tough call. If you know someone who remembers a simpler time, filled with Internet porn passwords, then this hilariously racy birthday card is a laugh-out-load good time.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches