Yoga may keep your chakras in line and your breathing in tune with the universe, but pizza is just delicious. Keeping your universal balance is important, but do it after your birthday. Birthdays are a time for celebration, and what's a more celebratory food than pizza? The only salutations you should be having on your birthday is with friends, family and, of course, the pizza guy. Tell your favorite yogi or yogista to relax with this hilarious birthday card.