There's a thousand things in the world that warrant procrastinating. Seeing the dentist, visiting in-laws, finishing homework or completing work assignments are all excellent things to procrastinate on. Celebrating a birthday, however, is not. This hilarious birthday card reminds the recipient that there's no time to waste when it comes to celebrating their special day. An excellent gift for your favorite time-waster, this clever card is a hilarious gift for those who may be forgetting to party like it's their birthday.