Buy Fucking Shoes: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 4072
Cover Reads:
Life Is A Flash Of Light Between Two Eternities Of Darkness. Just Buy The Fucking Shoes.
Inside Reads:
Happy Fucking Birthday!
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Price
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$4.49 ea.
2+
$3.99 ea.

Occasion: Birthday

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If you know some people who are, well, a bit indecisive, the Buy Fucking Shoes Birthday Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect way to spur them on. "Life is too short - buy the fucking shoes," commands this greeting card. In other words, carpe diem! Shoe wisdom or life lesson, this is one happy birthday adult fucking card made for those who can't make up their minds.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Buy Fucking Shoes
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
May 01, 2012
UPC:
745469040722
Availability:
In Stock