Buy Fucking Shoes: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: 4072
Cover Reads:
Life Is A Flash Of Light Between Two Eternities Of Darkness. Just Buy The Fucking Shoes.
Inside Reads:
Happy Fucking Birthday!
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If you know some people who are, well, a bit indecisive, the Buy Fucking Shoes Birthday Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect way to spur them on. "Life is too short - buy the fucking shoes," commands this greeting card. In other words, carpe diem! Shoe wisdom or life lesson, this is one happy birthday adult fucking card made for those who can't make up their minds.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Buy Fucking Shoes
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
May 1, 2012
UPC:
745469040722
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Susan S.
NJ
Great Quality
April 2, 2020
Love your cards! The quality is excellent.
By Linnie
KS
Great Card
March 13, 2020
My friend loved this card!
By Melvina
Chicago, IL
LOVE THIS CARD!
May 19, 2019
I ordered this card for two of my shoe loving friends. The quality is great, and it will help me maintain my reputation as "always gives the best (funniest) cards".