It's a well-known fact that only the bad sleep well. They can sleep anywhere, anytime, day or night with the lights on or off, no matter what they did. That's just one more argument in favor of sinning, in our opinion. But if you know someone who's incorrigibly righteous, or even self-righteous, for that matter, and need to come up with an appropriate birthday card, the Night Halo Birthday Humor Card will deliver a hell of a lot of laughter.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches